“I hope Scott does ask for damages, and that the players have to pay in a way they’ll never forget: by being forced to umpire Little League games. They’ll be amazed how vile parental vocabulary can be, how far little brothers can spit and how many pitched balls wind up hitting them in the thorax.
But at least the 8-year-olds won’t be doing it on purpose.
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